“Bottler” Brown, Scottish Prime Minister unelected, was given the kiss of life on stage by his wife at the Party Conference. Commentators believe he did just enough to secure his position until November. Brownites claim a triumph that will see him through to an election in 2010 and then five more years – living on another planet does wonders for ego.
The basis of Bottler’s speech was that he had made a series of terrible errors and that made him the man to lead Britain into the ground. In a difficult financial environment, with the world slipping into depression, Bottler has unerringly made the wrong decision at every turn and is now trying to spend his way out of trouble. Unfortunately, British taxpayers get to pick up the tab.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Macdonald; Atlee; Wilson; Brown
On the present performance, Bottler will at least secure a place in history equal to fellow national socialists Macdonald, Atlee and Wilson who also managed to cause Britain significant financial and social damage.