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Would You Walk A Mile In Jezza’s Shoes?
The auction for a pair of Jeremy Corbyn’s shines shoes has reached a staggering £230. The Labour leader’s knackered size 11s are being sold on eBay to raise money for the Small Steps Project, a charity that helps children living in landfill sites. A noble cause indeed, although Guido can’t imagine who would want to be in Corbyn’s shoes right now…
Jez isn’t the only Labour leader to donate their old footwear to the charity however, with Ed Miliband kindly giving up a pair of his rather more upmarket Black Oxfords. Sadly, they’re generating rather less interest, and at the time of writing they’ve only managed to fetch £31.
Where are the Milifans when you need them?
reevoguido | November 27, 2015 at 3:57 pm | Categories: Guido Fawkes | URL: http://wp.me/pvx79-Ty0
Tory MP Bob Stewart Calls Islamist Scumbags “Bastards” On Morning TV
Tory MP and former Colonel Bob Stewart referred to Islamist Scumbags “these bastards” on ITV this morning. Col Bob’s nonplussed look as Eamonn apologises for the profanity is a particular highlight…
reevoguido | November 27, 2015 at 5:08 pm | Tags: Tories | Categories: Guido Fawkes, GuyNews | URL: http://wp.me/pvx79-Tyg
Andrew Fisher Suspension Lifted
Corbyn aide Andrew Fisher, the crackpot who wrote abusive tweets about Labour MPs and backed a rival party, has been let off with a warning by the party’s NEC and had his suspension lifted.
Worth noting that Corbyn supporters have a majority on the NEC. Are Danczuk, Reeves, Flint et al going to take that?
WikiGuido | November 27, 2015 at 2:50 pm | Tags: Labour Party | Categories: Guido Fawkes | URL: http://wp.me/pvx79-Ty5
Diane Abbott’s “Good Mao”
by Guido Fawkes
This from the archives emerged last night:
Mao seems to have more than one shadow cabinet fan…
Guido Fawkes | November 27, 2015 at 9:23 am | Tags: BBC, Communism, This Week | Categories: Guido Fawkes, GuyNews | URL: http://wp.me/pvx79-TwZ
Climate fraudsters go to extreme lengths to measure increased temperature & increase their carbon footprint
Global Warming Vindicated As Oxford Temperatures Skyrocket
Guido is sorry to report that one of the world’s oldest meteorological stations has become somewhat neglected as of late. The Radcliffe Meteorological Station in Oxford has provided data since 1767 and has historically formed part of the Central England Temperature Record, often cited as “the longest instrumental record of temperature in the world”.
Leading Corbynista Red Ken glorifying Islamist Scumbag bombing of London bus on 7/7
Ken Livingstone: 7/7 Bombers “Gave Their Lives In Protest against Iraq Invasion”
Ken Livingstone extraordinarily claimed last night that the July 7th terrorists sacrificed themselves in a protest against British foreign policy. Speaking on Question Time he said:
Quentin Writes Around Sally
by Guido Fawkes
Buy “The Speakers Wife”
Quentin Letts’ new novel ‘The Speaker’s Wife’, is published today . It is about Parliament and the Church of England, mainly. In the book a sly little backbencher fancies his chances of becoming Speaker of the Commons. To help him win the Chair, his supporters devise an election strategy called ‘Operation Chaise’ and it is laid out in a document which states:
Yeo Faces Met Perjury Probe
Mcc0024024. Create at The Daily Telegraph. Tim Yeo, MP for Suffolk South, is seen at The Age of Energy summit, hosted by The Daily Telegraph and sponsored by Shell, at The Telegraph offices. Tuesday June 29, 2010.
More trouble for Tim Yeo after he lost his libel action against the Sunday Times: now the police are looking into whether he committed perjury.
Worth remembering the judge described his evidence as “implausible”, “unreliable”, “not honest”, “dishonest”, “untruthful”, “untrue” and “unworthy of belief”. Perjury carries a maximum sentence of seven years in prison…
reevoguido | November 27, 2015 at 11:55 am | Categories: Guido Fawkes | URL: http://wp.me/pvx79-Txq
Criminal scandals con tinue to rock the LibLabConScotsNazi Party
LibDem Paedophile Re-Arrested
Former Liberal Democrat and Kingston Council leader Derek Osbourne has been taken into custody after breaching the terms of his sexual offences order. Osbourne, who pleaded guilty in 2013 to possessing and distributing indecent images of children, served only half of a two year sentence in jails including Wandsworth and Brixton. This is despite being caught with more than 5,000 indecent images of children, including 50 in the most extreme category possible.
Guido is sure that Tim Farron is happy that he won’t have to deal with it…
reevoguido | November 26, 2015 at 3:06 pm | Tags: Lib Dems, Liberal Democrats | Categories: Guido Fawkes | URL: http://wp.me/pvx79-Twx