The Old Joke About : Size Matters


Al Gore – 7 metre by 5 metre image?

Al Gore is looking dimensionally challenged.

Once described as being nearly as animated as a lump of wood, former US Presidential hopeful has found motivation as a born again global warmer, driven by evangelical zeal.

Recently he has been trying to curdle our blood by warning that his sea level rise will be seven metres. It seems that the consensus amongst scientists is currently forecasting the rise will only be 23 cm to 27 cm (9 to 10.5 inches for the non-metric).

What does Al Gore know that the scientists do not?

How many children will grow up confused, thinking that 23 cm is 7 metres?


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